Here are new Whatsapp status ready for you to be used. Top and trending, funny and silly all are here. Changing whatsapp status is quite common these days. Based on mood and people around, users are in habit to change their whatsapp status so frequently.
My cute phone doesn’t allow me message or make call due to low battery but it has enough battery to keep screaming, “Low battery, Low battery
Hey! you…..Don’t copy my DP.
Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re also one of her choice. Are’nt you?
I admire what recurs when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.
The one and only time when success comes before work is in dictionary.
I have sufficient money to last me the remaining of my life, unless I buy something.
I always imagine of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s imagining too.
At least mosquito’s are captivated to me.
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the bystanders are not.
God is really genius, i mean ..just look at me 😛
Everything entertaining when your supposed to be quiet.
My wife attire to kill. She cooks the same way.
Consistently all you need is love. Lol, just joking, you need money.
If you can’t persuade her then make her confuse
Whenever I think of drop smoking, I need a cigarette.
I wish there could be a day between Saturday and Sunday.
There’s only one dilemma with your face, I can see it.
Astonishing ends with me and horrid starts with you.
We live in era with more of stupid people rather than smart people.
I am having sensitive reaction to universe.
Hey are you reviewing my status?
Defend paper, escape homework
Never fall, rise up and see who dare to stand in front of you?
Love to that extend that love even fall in love with you
I can forgive what you did but done ask me to forget you
I loved you so much but i failed to show